Hello. You are about to explore the psychodelia of a teenage mind - probably stuck in the past- and my bad english. Good luck. Burn.
I`m guessing you can tell that I`m not an english speaker, I mean nationally. I`m just fucking tired of writing all the "JÁ"s, "NÃO"s, "PORQUE, POR QUE, POR QUÊ, PORQUÊS" and "CACHAÇA". Wait, what the fuck is going on with those letters? I swear im not doing this. I just can`t fix it. Well, also, cuss words sound angrier in english. I couldn`t just write an "CARALHO!" here. It has to be "FUCK!", porra! Also... relax. I AM going to mix portuguese words with english. I`m here to fuck up your mind, darling. See? It sounds much sexier in english, better than "eu vou fuder com sua cabecinha, docinho".